sleep-deprived-lesbian:

on all levels except physical i am handing over my pencil and pen i wont be needing my broom again

hestia-and-the-court:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

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What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

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your-gay-grandma:

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

sleevesareforlosers:

hey wait actually

do you know how to sew?

Yes! By hand and machine

By hand only

Machine only

Nope!

See Results

and put in the tags where you learned

5u5:

zoethebitch:

about to go left side mode (rolling over on my left side in bed)

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weirdisnowthenewcool:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

turtle-owl:

animentality:

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WAKE UP BABE EASTERN EUROPEAN CHO CHANG JUST DROPPED

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@kos-chei im REELING!!!

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“first white person to ever sucessfully br racist against other white people” the oppression and violence against polish and other eastern european people in england and Britian extends before and after J.K. Rowling writing this piece of shit.

Like I get the “joke” but you’re ignoring the decades of shit polish people have faced in this country that she building off of. Its not ‘white people on white people racism haha’ its contributing to structural oppression and xenophobia thar exists here.

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

tenorgender:

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

localvoidcat:

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

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